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Jack Daniels and Cigarettes: the Early Years

Girl: Good morning, Rob*.
Guy, gasping: Your voice changed! It's deeper!
Girl: Oh. This is my morning voice. It's how I sound in the morning.
Guy: You're not cute anymore!

Saint Peter's College
New Jersey

  • Posted on December 23, 2009
  • Beauty, Colleges & Universities, Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Girls, Guys, New Jersey, Sensory experiences
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