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Guy to girlfriend: You know, I got the crabs.
Girlfriend: Emm… okay.
Guy: Guess what?
Girlfriend: What?
Guy: You got 'em too, stupid!

San Francisco, California

  • Posted on January 7, 2018
  • Comebacks, Couples, Insults, Questions, San Francisco, STDs, Stupidity
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