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My Kids Never Get Me the Right Christmas Gift

Chunky drunken woman shouting to friend and waving her arms wildly: I don't want no peepshow! I wanna dildo!

Downtown Vancouver
Canadia

Overheard by: Bowtie Daddy

  • Posted on October 17, 2008
  • Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Drunks, Friends, Toys, Wishes, Women
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