I’ll Show You How to Kick-Start It

Sad girl: My mom totally jacked my vibrator.
Friend: That sucks! I can lend you mine, if you want.

Queen’s University
Canadia

Posted on August 8, 2023
Canadia, Friends, Toys

Might Have Something to Do with Money

Chick looking at Bratz dolls: What happened to Barbie? Who are these people? Why are they trying to sell my five-year-old sister a doll that looks like a prostitute?

Target
Mount Vernon, New York

Posted on July 24, 2023
Chicks, New York, Stores, Toys

Do You Want Me to Divorce You, Too?

Very well-behaved boy: Mom, I have been so good lately, can I please get a toy?
Very patient mom: Do you have any money?
Very well-behaved boy: Um… no, but you do. I looked in your wallet this morning.
Very patient mom: That's snooping!
Very well-behaved boy: Well, daddy does it all the time!

Salem, New Hampshire

Overheard by: Jenna

Posted on June 30, 2023
Family ties, Kids, Moms, Money, New Hampshire, Parenting, Questions, Shopping, Should have used a condom, Toys

Thanks, Sharper Image!

Loud girl: And my mother said to me, “Well, I guess you're an adult now, since you have adult sex.” And I was like, “What the fuck is that supposed to mean?” and she was like, “I opened your cupboard.” and I was thinking, “Oh shit!” because I've got a lot of shit in there. I've got porn, I've got a vibrator, a cock ring. I've got things she doesn't even know what to call them!

University of Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Alex Remnick

Posted on April 25, 2023
Age and ageing, Colleges & Universities, Default, Family ties, Girls, Pennsylvania, Porn, Questions, Sex, Toys

Like a Sleep Number Sex Toy?

Guy, about his job: Right now, we are working on a line where you can make a customized branded dildo to fit your needs.
Woman who just told everyone she is pregnant: That's fantastic!

City Vino Restaurant
Jersey City, New Jersey

Overheard by: entertained witness