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My Mother Always Said I Married a Piece Of Trash

Neighbor, talking about busy husband: Yeah, he may take Monday off just to decompose.

Burke, Virginia

Overheard by: Jimmy C

  • Posted on August 15, 2022
  • Death & dying, Default, Jobs & Careers, Virginia, Weirdness, Women
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