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On Water?

Girl #1: You don't even like Jesus.
Girl #2: I don't like Jesus, but I like the way he walks.

San Francisco, California

  • Posted on January 23, 2009
  • Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Girls, Jesus, Names, San Francisco
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