Guy to girl dancing on street corner: Shake that ass, girl!
Girl: Thank you!
Guy: Sorry, I’m being an asshole.
Girl: It’s okay — I got the goods!
Chicago, Illinois
Guy to girl dancing on street corner: Shake that ass, girl!
Girl: Thank you!
Guy: Sorry, I’m being an asshole.
Girl: It’s okay — I got the goods!
Chicago, Illinois
Girl: The combination of your cologne and cigarette smoke is really sexy.
Guy: What about the whiskey on my breath?
State Street
Madison, Wisconsin
Dude: So, what’s your major?
Chick: English.
Dude: Really? Wow, you’re really fuckable for an English major.
Chick: Uh, thanks…
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/05/huge-update.html
Overheard by: lola
Hobo: Wow, you look just like Billy Idol!
Blonde: Um, thanks.
Hobo: No, really. You look good, girl. Wanna share some of my wine?
Blonde: Um, no thanks. I’m good.
San Diego, California
Hot lesbo #1: I wanna have your babies.
Hot lesbo #2: I wanna eat your babies.
Hot lesbo #1: I wanna eat your hair.
Piola Bar
São Paulo
Brazil
Overheard by: touché
Little girl to mom: But I am getting real good! Yesterday I didn't get any poop on my hand!
Public Restroom
Iceland
Old lady diner to captain: This food is amazing. I hope the chef is single, over 60, and horny.
Arnaud’s Restaurant, Bienville Street
New Orleans, Louisiana
Overheard by: The Frontwaiter
Skinny guy: I like the big girls because they're cleaner, and they buy you drinks.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/10/big-girls-you-are-beautiful.html
Overheard by: joe joe.
Skinny guy with pink hair: I don't think I could be any more bad-ass.
Ottawa
Canadia
Cop, over cruiser speaker, to lethargic group of hipsters: Go ahead…walk.
(hipsters saunter across street)
Cop, still on speaker: Good job.
Davis Square
Somerville, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Kaitlin
