Compliments

Guy to girl dancing on street corner: Shake that ass, girl!
Girl: Thank you!
Guy: Sorry, I’m being an asshole.
Girl: It’s okay — I got the goods!

Chicago, Illinois

Girl: The combination of your cologne and cigarette smoke is really sexy.
Guy: What about the whiskey on my breath?

State Street
Madison, Wisconsin

Dude: So, what’s your major?
Chick: English.
Dude: Really? Wow, you’re really fuckable for an English major.
Chick: Uh, thanks…

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/05/huge-update.html

Overheard by: lola

Hobo: Wow, you look just like Billy Idol!
Blonde: Um, thanks.
Hobo: No, really. You look good, girl. Wanna share some of my wine?
Blonde: Um, no thanks. I’m good.

San Diego, California

Hot lesbo #1: I wanna have your babies.
Hot lesbo #2: I wanna eat your babies.
Hot lesbo #1: I wanna eat your hair.

Piola Bar
São Paulo
Brazil

Overheard by: touché

Little girl to mom: But I am getting real good! Yesterday I didn't get any poop on my hand!

Public Restroom
Iceland

Old lady diner to captain: This food is amazing. I hope the chef is single, over 60, and horny.

Arnaud’s Restaurant, Bienville Street
New Orleans, Louisiana

Overheard by: The Frontwaiter

Skinny guy: I like the big girls because they're cleaner, and they buy you drinks.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/10/big-girls-you-are-beautiful.html

Overheard by: joe joe.

Skinny guy with pink hair: I don't think I could be any more bad-ass.

Ottawa
Canadia

Cop, over cruiser speaker, to lethargic group of hipsters: Go ahead…walk.
(hipsters saunter across street)
Cop, still on speaker: Good job.

Davis Square
Somerville, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Kaitlin