Perhaps the Little Beret Was a Poor Idea?

Girl #1: Yeah, so, my vagina keeps talking to me.
Girl #2: Really? What does it say?
Girl #1: I don't know–it keeps speaking French.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/09/09/je-queef/

Overheard by: just trying to get a muffin