Portrait of the State Senator As a Young Man

Guy #1: God, that burns! Chlamydia’s a bitch! You ever get chlamydia?
Guy #2: Nah, man. I don’t fuck sluts.
Guy #1: Well, I do!

College Park, Maryland

Posted on January 9, 2020
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