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Raising Vampires Is a Thankless Job

Old man on cell: Are they suckling decently? (pause) You might as well get it over with and drown them, if you know what I mean. (pause) Well, yeah, but are they swallowing?

Michigan State University

  • Posted on January 17, 2020
  • Colleges & Universities, Michigan, Old folks, On the phone, Questions, Weirdness
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