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The Secret To Salma Hayek's Success

Hipster girl: I don't know, she just smells amazing. Her entire face smells like corn tortilla!

American Apparel
San Francisco, California

  • Posted on December 11, 2017
  • Body parts, Compliments, Default, Food, Girls, Hipsters, San Francisco, Stores
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