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The Singer Of “Hey There, Delilah” Eventually Had to Hire a Bodyguard

Young drunk guy: …but everything will be better once I break his jaw.
Friend: Yeah, word.

Toronto
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: bex

  • Posted on September 11, 2008
  • Canadia, Default, Drunks, Feelings, Friends, Guys, Violence
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