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Um, I'm Twelve.

Guy on cell: Yeah, well, that sucks that you don't have any friends, but now at least it's legal for you to drink your troubles away!

University of Delaware
Newark, Delaware

Overheard by: Anne

  • Posted on June 23, 2015
  • Colleges & Universities, Delaware, Drinking & drunks, Gripes, Guys, On the phone, Pity
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