Guy on cell: Yeah, well, that sucks that you don't have any friends, but now at least it's legal for you to drink your troubles away!

University of Delaware
Newark, Delaware

Overheard by: Anne

Mexican girl: I feel sorry for white people. They’re not allowed to use stereotypes.

San José State University
San José, California

Overheard by: Cracker

Middle aged gay man on cell: Mother, stop making excuses. You chose to live in a government hellhole named Canada. You could have gone somewhere like Detroit, but nooooo…

Los Angeles, California