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We’re Hoping She’ll Grow Out of That Once She Turns Five

Middle-aged professor, matter-of-factly: My daughter loves Stephen Colbert. She calls him her ‘baby daddy.’

Art League School
Alexandria, Virginia

  • Posted on December 14, 2019
  • Default, Kids, Moms, Names, Teachers, TV shows, Virginia
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