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You Sure You Need a Rocket Launcher?

White trash guy to wife at gun counter: I don't know, honey, that might be too big to conceal.

Academy Sports
Plano, Texas

Overheard by: We're not in Michigan Anymore

  • Posted on September 1, 2008
  • Advice, Default, Guys, Shopping, Stores, Stupidity, Texas, Violence
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