Six-year-old girl at the zoo: (drops French fries one by one)
Dad: Why are you dropping French fries?
Six-year-old girl: To feed them!
Dad: No one wants your old French fries.
Six-year-old girl: You're an old French fry!
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/06/sticks-and-stones.html
Overheard by: Dave
