AdVerbatims

Client: We need a giant steam head rising above the booth.
Agency president: Why?
Client: Because people love steam. They’re drawn to it. It’s the power and magic of steam I’m talking about here!

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Part-time firefighter: So the next time you feel chest pains, it may not be a good idea to tell 911 that you took meth earlier. And the next time you're in a car crash, keep your pants on.

Bloomington, Indiana

Overheard by: he has the most interesting stories…

Client to design agency, regarding their website: For simplicity’s sake, we ripped off a few things.

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