More Evidence That Taking Drugs Increases Your Risk of Summer School

Random high school kid (during summer school): Shoes are like hats for your feet!

Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Technology
Alexandria, Virginia

Posted on September 10, 2026
Body parts, Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Kids, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Virginia

Why Arsenal Is Losing the Battle for Hearts and Minds

Englishman in Manchester City shirt: Oi, is that a Manchester United shirt?
Eight-year-old Japanese boy: Herro.
Englishman in Manchester City shirt: Hello, you cunt.

Japan

Posted on August 29, 2026
Asia, Asians, Clothes, Default, Foreigners, Gym rats, Insults, Kids, Language barrier, Questions

A Good Cargo Pocket Comes in Handy for Almost Anything

Police officer: So that's when they started pulling baseball bats out of their pants?
Guy: Yeah, baseball bats and machetes!

Tysons Corner
Fairfax County, Virginia

Overheard by: Jack

Posted on August 16, 2026
Clothes, Cops, Default, Guys, Questions, Virginia, Weirdness

Why Parachute Pants Are Making a Comeback

Girl: I will pull my pants up and show you I am not hairy!

University of Maryland
College Park, Maryland

Posted on August 14, 2026
Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Hair, Maryland

It'll Give Her a Break from the Monotony of Fucking Me

Guy #1: What are you going to get your girlfriend for her birthday?
Guy #2: I got her this sweater she wanted. But I'm also going to get her a dildo in case she doesn't like the sweater. That way she can go fuck herself.

Roosevelt Field Mall
Long Island, New York

Posted on July 25, 2026
Clothes, Default, Gifts, Guys, Malls, Masturbation, New York, Questions

Much Like Right Said Fred

Two-year-old boy: I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt! So sexy!
Eight-year-old brother: He doesn't know what it means, he just does it for attention.

Canadia

Overheard by: Amused Babysitter

Posted on July 15, 2026
Canadia, Clothes, Default, Kids, Music, Siblings, Words

Unless Those Were Giant Clogged Arteries?

Lady #1: Did you notice how sheer her skirt was? A woman that size should think about what she wears.
Lady #2: I could see her moles.

Theatre
Brisbane
Australia

Posted on July 14, 2026
Australia, Body parts, Clothes, Default, Gossip, Insults, Women

I'll Bet You Say That to All the Girls

(outside of a coffee shop downtown late at night)
Hipster chick: So then I went to the store and found out the shoes were discontinued but…
Creepy guy (with unzipped and unbuttoned pants): What are you guys talking about? Can I talk or are you going to kick me out?
Hipster chick: Uh… (looks around for a quick exit) No man, you can stay. We're talking about shoes.
Creepy guy: You're so hot. No, really. I would kiss you like you'd never think about shoes again.

Akron, Ohio

Overheard by: Julia M

Posted on July 7, 2026
Clothes, Compliments, Creepsters, Default, Etiquette, Hipsters, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Kink, Ohio, Strangers, Weirdness

Which Fortunately Has My Name on the Label

Professor: I make no sense to myself, I’m surprised I know my own name. Why? Because life sucks. But I have a nice jacket!

Christopher Newport University
Newport News, Virginia

Posted on July 3, 2026
Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Default, Gossip, Philosophy, Teachers, Virginia

Compounded by My Inability to Tell Hot from Cold, It’s a Logistical Nightmare

Guy: Leggings are fucking up everything. I used to know when it was winter because girls would stop wearing skirts, but now thanks to leggings they can wear them all year. It’s bullshit.

Connecticut College

Posted on July 1, 2026
Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Connecticut, Default, Gender issues, Gripes, Guys

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