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…And Boy Are My Arms Tired!

Hootchie #1: Yeah, we just got back from a dildo party.
Hootchie #2: And we smell like two-dollar hookers!

Des Moines, Iowa

  • Posted on June 18, 2015
  • Compare and contrast, Default, Hoochies, Iowa, Money, Sensory experiences, Toys
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