Hoochie: I would never get my clit pierced there.
O’Bannon’s Bar
College Station, Texas
Hoochie: I would never get my clit pierced there.
O’Bannon’s Bar
College Station, Texas
Hoochie: I do have good morals, I’m just really drunk all the time.
Washington and Lee University
Lexington, Virginia
Hootchie at pool table: Believe me, there is nothing coming out of my vagina!
Jake’s Saloon
Toledo, Ohio
Overheard by: MoNkEyPoX
Hoochie: I strategically wore a skirt and he didn’t even try anything!
West Campus
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Molly
Ghetto hoochie stoner: I can’t remember nothin’ ’bout nothin’. My long-term memory is ’bout to get shot.
Outside of City Hall
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: lora
Possibly preggers teen: I’m going to name my baby ‘Vodka.’
Skanky mom: Oh.
Liquor store
Delaware
Guy: I’ve heard rumors…
Girl: About me?
Guy: Yeah.
Girl: Me and Tina both got knocked up by you.
Guy: What?
Girl: And it’s not a rumor — it’s the truth.
Guy: How drunk was I?
Millersville, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: overheardinmillersville
Hoochie on pink cell: I always change my sheets in between boyfriends. It’s like how guys change condoms in between girls.
13th Street
Gainesville, Florida
Confused girl to another: You’re a man-whore? I’m a man-whore, too!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/12/big-honking-update.html
Overheard by: anonymous
Hot chick: Trust me, I would know. I’m a retired slut.
Maine
Overheard by: oh really?
