20‐something girl: If anyone ever punches me, all of the turtles in western Pennsylvania will get together, form a giant stack, and bite that person.
20‐something guy: Wow. Like Voltron?
20‐something girl: Why did I marry you?
20‐something guy: *Because* I say things like that.
20‐something girl (sighing): Yeah, you’re right.
Walnut St
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
