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Even If I Am 87% Synthetic

Overly dramatic English teacher: You will have the face you deserve when you are eighty. I will be beautiful.

AC Flora High School
Columbia, South Carolina

  • Posted on January 29, 2009
  • Age and ageing, Body parts, Compliments, Default, School [Elem., Middle, & High], South Carolina, Teachers
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