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Fine, Call It “Guano” If That Makes You Feel Better

Man to son: Stop talking about vampire bats and focus on your poop.

San Diego, California

  • Posted on February 2, 2020
  • Advice, Animals, California, Dads, Default, Family ties, Poop
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