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Fine– Just Don't Wake Me

Guy to drunk girl at a party, whispering loudly: Will you have sex with me?
Drunk girl: No.
Guy: Please?
Drunk girl: No.
Guy: Aww…come on!

Omaha, Nebraska

  • Posted on July 7, 2018
  • Default, Drunks, Girls, Guys, Nebraska, Offers and requests, Questions, Sex
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