Is There a Toy for Me Anywhere in That?

Small boy: Dad! Dad! Can I have that?
Father: I've told you before, craving leads to attachment.

Toy Shop
Eastern Suburbs, Sydney
Australia

Posted on August 2, 2023
Australia, Dads, Kids, Offers and requests, Parenting, Shopping, Stores, Stupidity, Wishes

The Girls at the Bottom Of the Pyramid Got the Worst Of It

Blonde teen: Please don't pull my finger!
Brunette teen: Oh, gosh. Is this like that time in gym class?

Homecoming Football Game
Minnesota

Posted on July 28, 2023
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Memory lane, Minnesota, Offers and requests, Pop culture, Questions, Teens, Words

Did We Suddenly Become That Poor?

Mom: You wanna sleep in the bed with dad?
13-year-old boy: Why the hell would I do that? I’m 5’6″! That’s gay!

Baldwin Park, Florida

Overheard by: hmm… point taken.

Posted on July 28, 2023
Default, Family ties, Florida, Guys, Moms, Offers and requests, Questions, Sexuality, Teens

Video Might Be More Helpful

Woman to boyfriend: Get back here so I can take a picture of you lying to me!

New York City, New York

Overheard by: Trying not to spit soda from my nose

Posted on July 22, 2023
Couples, Default, Lies, New York, Offers and requests, Women

You Have My Chalice in Your Purse!

College guy fighting with his girlfriend: What? Do you want me to tell you that my ex-girlfriend treated me like a Greek god? 'cause she did.
(girlfriend storms up the street)
College guy: Wait, uh, come back!

Burlington, Vermont

Posted on June 20, 2023
Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Frat boy types, Offers and requests, Questions, Relationships, Vermont

Crap –I Hate Eighteenth-Century Make-Believe

Nine-year-old girl, planning game: So he’ll be the priest, and you can be the wet nurse.

Mount Vernon, New York

Posted on June 4, 2023
Games, Girls, Kids, Leisure, New York, Offers and requests, Religion, Sexuality, Weirdness

I Like to Tape Pictures to It

Customer #1: Can you tell me about these TVs? Oh, sorry, I thought you worked here. You are dressed just like them.
Customer #2: That's okay. I don't know much about TVs.
Customer #1: What's to know? You plug it in and connect the cable, right? You probably know as much as them. Now these TVs, if they are digital, which they say they are… do I need a cable box for these or do I just put the setting on cable?
Customer #2: I don't know. I don't have a digital TV.
Customer #1: I don't have a TV either. I'm homeless. I have a radio.

Best Buy
Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: Scomart