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Fool Me Twice, Shame on Morton’s

Freshman girl: Never snort salt.
Other freshman girl: I know, right! It burns so bad!

Bethesda, Maryland

Overheard by: Shelby

  • Posted on March 7, 2026
  • Advice, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Maryland, Sensory experiences, Sorority types, Stupidity, Weirdness
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