…Henceforth You Shall Be Dubbed “Boring Betty”

Professor, to newbie class: So…let's start with everyone telling me a secret about themselves so I can try and remember your names. You (pointing to student) start.
Student, tentatively: Ummm…I eat cold spaghetti in the morning?
Professor: Ewww! Fantastic.

University of Zurich

Overheard by: Stephanie