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His Tusks Are Hot, Though

Girl: It's been a week and I still haven't gotten the smell of bacon out of my hair.
Supportive friend: You have a weird boyfriend.

Rochester, New York

  • Posted on April 1, 2009
  • Default, Food, Friends, Girls, Hair, New York, Relationships, Weirdness
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