Hoochies

Which Has Changed Nothing Except the Smell

Hoochie: That’s why I made my New Year’s resolution not to vomit so much when I’m drunk. Now I do it when I’m sober.

University of Central Florida
Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: Petty

Angry ghetto girl to friend in the middle of a fight: Joneesha, why you got that face on yo face?

Louisville, Kentucky