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I Hope I Get a Piece with Hair!

Chick #1: Do you want some peanut M&Ms?
Chick #2: No, thanks.
Chick #1: They touched my crotch.
Chick #2: In that case, sure!

High School Bus
Englewood, Colorado

Overheard by: Julia

  • Posted on July 22, 2015
  • Bus, Candy, Chicks, Colorado, Offers and requests, Vagina, Weirdness, Wishes
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