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My Money’s on the Democrats

Middle-aged student: … But technically, can a woman get pregnant by two different men?
Biology professor: Depends on what party she went to.

York, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Jessica

  • Posted on March 15, 2008
  • Comebacks, Default, Pennsylvania, Science, Sex, Students, Stupidity, Teachers
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