30-year-old: I will be somebody’s cum bucket, but I won’t be anybody’s cum dumpster!
http://overheardinlosangeles.blogspot.com/2007/04/hold-guacamole.html
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Wouldn’t Want Him to Get Burnt to a Crisp by Sunlight
Pretty goth chick: Do you think if I call him up and ask him to come over and watch porn and fuck, he’ll come?
Queer friend: Probably, but only if you call after 10. It’s six — wait until dark.
Pretty goth chick: Yeah, you’re right.
http://overheardinlosangeles.blogspot.com/2007/05/and-try-not-to-terrorize-blind-woman.html
Gautama: Naw, I Hate Those Hairy Bastards. I’d Pop a Cap in His Ass
DMT vet: When you see the Yeti in the forest, you have to take the Buddhist approach and ask him, ‘Why are you here? And what do you have to teach me?’
http://overheardinlosangeles.blogspot.com/2007/04/what-if-you-see-burning-bush.html
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But This Ruler Is Purely Recreational
Woman in miniskirt: I’m a teacher, yo! Wooo! I’m a teacher! [Starts grinding against the wall.]
Hollywood Canteen
http://overheardinlosangeles.blogspot.com/2007/03/those-who-cant-do.html
