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Particularly the One with the Retractable Razor Blades

Guy on cell: And all I could say was: “Thank God… I have my surfboard with me!”

Boylston Street
Boston, Massachusetts

  • Posted on February 26, 2026
  • Fears, Feelings, Guys, Massachusetts, On the phone, Weirdness
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