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Then Wouldn’t “Tight Asshole” Be Kinder?

Girl: So then I was about to call him a giant asshole, but I figured he’d take it as a compliment…
Guy: I get it! It’s because he’s gay!

University of Alabama
Alabama

  • Posted on February 26, 2026
  • Alabama, Assholes, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Girls, Guys, Insults, Sexuality, Words
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