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Rhino Chicks Never Give Me the Time Of Day

Man #1, watching rhino: Damn, it's huge.
Man #2: Lucky bastard.

San Diego Zoo
San Diego, California

Overheard by: Nikki

  • Posted on April 15, 2019
  • Animals, California, Compliments, Default, Guys, Tourist attractions, Weirdness
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