Drunk chick: Look, this is going to take five seconds. I just want to say hi, suck him off, and then we can leave.
http://greenoverheard.blogspot.com/2006/02/what-happened-to-shaking-hands.html
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Drunk chick: Look, this is going to take five seconds. I just want to say hi, suck him off, and then we can leave.
http://greenoverheard.blogspot.com/2006/02/what-happened-to-shaking-hands.html
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Chick: So, first of all, I’m allergic to mango skin. So sticking one up my vagina just wouldn’t work.
http://greenoverheard.blogspot.com/2006/08/experimentation-gone-bad.html
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