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That Carmen Miranda Costume Will Be Done in No Time!
Woman on cell: Slowly… over the next week… add a fruit.
Barnes & Noble
St. Louis, Missouri
Posted on
November 17, 2018
Advice
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Fruit
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Missouri
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On the phone
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Stores
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Time Management
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Weirdness
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Women
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