Very drunk 20‐something girl trying to play darts: So what do I do?
30‐something guy #1: Just throw ’em.
30‐something guy #2: Failing that, love, just take your top off.
Very drunk 20‐something girl: Cheeky motherfucker! Get me a vodka and I’ll do it!
Leamington Spa
England
Overheard by: Bleep