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20-something goth/thug girl: Remember the time I went to jail? I didn’t want to leave!

Denny’s
San Antonio, Texas

Overheard by: I didn’t want to be at dennys

  • Posted on May 25, 2026
  • Crimes, Default, Girls, Goths, Memory lane, Restaurants, Texas, Thugs, Weirdness, Wishes
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