Bimbette #1: … So, after he called in to quit for me, I’m sure everyone was like, ‘He must be one of those, like, abusive boyfriends who won’t let her work!’
Bimbette #2: That’d be okay, though.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/05/oh_thats_why_they_stay.html
Overheard by: an invisible fiend