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Your Friends Say It All the Time.

Little girl, singing: You got a fat butt, you got a fat butt!
Mother: Now sweetie, that's not nice to say about mommy.
Little boy: But its true!

Dressing Room
Union, New Jersey

Overheard by: Sarah

  • Posted on August 4, 2022
  • Ass, Assholes, Comebacks, Diet & weight, Kids, Moms, New Jersey, Parenting, Should have used a condom
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