5th grader boy #1: She's my girlfriend, not my wife.
5th grader boy #2: Are you going to marry her?
5th grader boy #1: No, but I could.
5th grader boy #2: No way!
5th grader boy #1: Yeah, all you have to do is buy a diamond ring. Or really, any kind of ring.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/every-kiss-begins-with-k-8.html
Overheard by: amy.
