Overheard in PDX

Woman: I was in Budapest and people would ask, ‘Is everyone in America like Dick Cheney?’ And I’m like, ‘Fuck no!’

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/03/vpl.html

Overheard by: rich

Woman: Don’t I strike you as blonde?

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/03/does-she-or-doesnt-she.html

Overheard by: rich

Woman: You know, I wish I was more superficial.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/07/substance-in-way.html

Overheard by: rich

Guy #1: My lady friend is telling me that I’m never going to get any until I have a nice, big bed at home.
Guy #2: There might be something to that. I read this book called If the Buddha Dated, and I think it talked about us first needing a spiritual nest or something like that.
Guy #1: What? So now I’m supposed to believe in quantum pussy?

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/06/qp-theory.html

Overheard by: rich

Sheriff: These are kind of like deputy pickles.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/04/deputized.html

Overheard by: anonymous

Man: What’s your name?
Woman: Juna.
Man: That reminds of me of a tree… A beautiful tree.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/

Overheard by: leslie

Carpool driver, noticing woman at bus stop: She has art between her legs.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/06/line-color-texture-shape-form-space-and.html

Overheard by: b!X

Skinny guy: I like the big girls because they're cleaner, and they buy you drinks.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/10/big-girls-you-are-beautiful.html

Overheard by: joe joe.

Dude: Overall, it was a good weekend… My knees, ass and thumb hurt.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/04/gotcha.html

Overheard by: clickmehard

PSU freshman (attempting to flirt): Wow, that’s an amazing accent! Is it British?
Cute freshman who says Rs like Ws: Actually, it’s a speech impediment.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/04/library-flirting.html

Overheard by: ellen