Guy #1, leaving the bar: I’ll see you later.
Guy #2, still nursing his drink: Yeah, if I don’t die first.
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Overheard by: molly
Guy #1, leaving the bar: I’ll see you later.
Guy #2, still nursing his drink: Yeah, if I don’t die first.
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Overheard by: molly
Guy #1: No, I mean, this dude is old-school.
Guy #2: Like, how old-school?
Guy #1: Like, so old-school he plays tennis!
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/05/wii-tennis-anyone.html
Overheard by: brad
Guy #1: You gotta clean yo’ fingernails up!
Guy #2: Mmm-hm.
Guy #1: You stop smokin’ crack, you clean yo’ toes up nice, too!
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/06/clean-and-sober.html
Woman: I was in Budapest and people would ask, ‘Is everyone in America like Dick Cheney?’ And I’m like, ‘Fuck no!’
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/03/vpl.html
Overheard by: rich
Woman: Don’t I strike you as blonde?
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/03/does-she-or-doesnt-she.html
Overheard by: rich
Woman: You know, I wish I was more superficial.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/07/substance-in-way.html
Overheard by: rich
Guy #1: My lady friend is telling me that I’m never going to get any until I have a nice, big bed at home.
Guy #2: There might be something to that. I read this book called If the Buddha Dated, and I think it talked about us first needing a spiritual nest or something like that.
Guy #1: What? So now I’m supposed to believe in quantum pussy?
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/06/qp-theory.html
Overheard by: rich
Sheriff: These are kind of like deputy pickles.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/04/deputized.html
Overheard by: anonymous
Man: What’s your name?
Woman: Juna.
Man: That reminds of me of a tree… A beautiful tree.
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Overheard by: leslie
Carpool driver, noticing woman at bus stop: She has art between her legs.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/06/line-color-texture-shape-form-space-and.html
Overheard by: b!X
