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And Button Up Your Pants, Sweetie

Little girl: I love you, pole.
[She kisses the pole.]
Father: Don’t kiss the pole! Keep it rated G!

Outside a Dim Sum Shop
Alameda, California

  • Posted on March 14, 2021
  • Advice, California, Dads, Etiquette, Girls, Kids, Movies, Restaurants, Sexuality
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