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And No Pants!

Little boy: I wanna be a duck.
Mother: You wanna be a duck?
Little boy: Yeah, so I can walk around with my eyes closed.

Australia

  • Posted on March 31, 2009
  • Animals, Australia, Body parts, Default, Guys, Kids, Questions, Women
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