Casanova: This is a replica of the helmet I wear when I fuck my wife.
Cincinnati, Ohio
Overheard by: shadow
Casanova: This is a replica of the helmet I wear when I fuck my wife.
Cincinnati, Ohio
Overheard by: shadow
Artist at dealer’s table: … So basically I ended up doing an Ewok mistress for him.
Anthrocon
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Music teacher: Tenors like to dominate.
School
Western Australia
Australia
Early 20-something woman on cell with boyfriend: I would love to dress you up as yogurt!
Potomac, Maryland
Overheard by: Nic
Queer guy to queer friend: I’ll be the monkey if you’ll be the old lady.
Melbourne
Australia
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/127773.html
Creepster: Do you mind if I show him a picture of you?
Cute girl: What picture?
Creepster: Catholic school girl.
Cute girl: You still have that?!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/long-overdue-update-part-1.html
Overheard by: bevans
