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Expect Ingratitude. And Sass-Mouth

Mother, shouting at her child: You get mad at me for the things I don’t do, and you never appreciate the things I do do!
Little girl: Hahaha, you said doodoo!

Los Angeles, California

  • Posted on February 5, 2026
  • California, Compare and contrast, Girls, Gripes, Kids, Moms, Parenting, Should have used a condom, Words
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