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Further Evidence That Some Wood Is Wiser Than Others

Teacher, handing out candy to class: They're really sweet.
Student #1: And they make the roof of your mouth bleed.
Student #2: That's the best part.

High School
Calgary, Alberta
Canadia

  • Posted on May 21, 2023
  • Canadia, Candy, Gifts, Health & Hygiene, Mouth, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sensory experiences, Students, Teachers
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