Hippies

Hippie: Yeah, John saw things that nobody should see.
Chic woman: Dude! We all did! Your house was seriously gross!
Hippie: Uh, I meant when he was in the war in Iraq…

Nashville, Tennessee

Dirty hippie guy to dirty hippie girl: If your vagina's that sore, then just go home!

Dunegrass Music Fest
Empire, Michigan

Overheard by: So Confused